Nathan Bobbett joined us once again this evening, and Josh declared him a hair buddy. As a matter of fact, Josh even went so far as to say he was adopting Nathan. Nice to see Josh making new friends!
Jeffie had popped in another video mix to entertain us this week, this one from a site called Whore Church. Disturbing doesn't even begin to describe some of the content, which consisted of clips from an assortment of horror and porn films, plus some other twisted things. There were moments where I was asked to describe what we were watching on the screen, and in the interest of keeping things somewhat clean for the show, I could not even begin to describe them.
Yep, it was THAT bad...
As you may recall, the previous week ended with Jeffie and I giving Joe a birthday lap dance, which resulted in a substantial amount of carnage as the show was in its' closing moments. Well, that wasn't the end of the carnage, far from it in fact. More on that in a bit, though.
Jeffie has a special song that he plays every year in celebration of Joe's birthday, and every year he claims that he's improved on it and made it more and more awesome. This has been going on for a number of years, and to be honest, the best part of the song is the second half, where we hear Jeffie being whipped into submission.
Honestly, I just cannot hear enough of that.
This year, in addition to the latest version of Joe's birthday song, Jeffie brought a special present for Joe. A LARGE present...too large to fit inside the new digs, in fact.
The gift turned out to be an old, rusted refrigerator which Joe promptly put to good use when the beatings began. In truth, Jeffie was treated to what was likely one of the worst pummelings he'd endured since we had Mean Mike and "Bad Boy" Barry Hardy on the show a few years back. Unfortunately, Nathan got caught in the middle of the chaos. Considering Nathan may weigh a total forty pounds soaking wet, we were all pretty amazed that he wasn't snapped in half like a twig before it was all over.
Sorry, Nathan, but those are the risks you're bound to take if ya wanna hang with this crowd!
Watain - A Fine Day To Die
Excimer - War Terror
Iron Savior - Iron Watcher
Fuck The Facts - Solitude
Eskimo Callboy - F.D.M.D.H.
High On Fire - Luminiferous
Lamb Of God - 512
Architects Of Chaoz - When Murder Comes To Town
Between The Buried And Me - The Ectopic Stroll
Iwrestledabearonce - Remain Calm
Nekro Drunkz - Flatulent Angel
Pro-Pain - Crushed To Dust
Organ Dealer - Black Dolphin
Orchid - Sign Of The Witch
On Top - Go Crazy
Rest Among Ruins - Beyond The Storm
Sepultura - Under My Skin
Motorhead - Thunder & Lightning
Shape Of Despair - Monotony Fields
Gus G. - Burn
Wilson - Before I Burn
RavenEye - Breaking Out
Oblivious Signal - Crash
Harter Attack - Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
Fifth Angel - Cry Out The Fools
Keel - You're The Victim (I'm The Crime)
Icon - Rock'n'Roll Maniac
Johnny Crash - Hey Kid
Divinex - Reinventions
Bone Gnawer - Chainsaw Carnage
Alkaloid - The Malkuth Grimoire
Ken Mode - Failing At Fun Since 1981
Thirteen South - Live Song
Shrapnel Storm - Carpet Bombing
Johnny B. Morbid - Crucifiction
Demon Lung - Deny The Savior
Lorna Shore - Traces Of Supremacy
Lucifer - Abracadabra
Caustic Method - Integrity Fail
Perzonal War - Times Of Hate
Weedeater - Bow Down
Age Of Shadows - Prophet's Warning
Armored Saint - With A Full Head Of Steam
Cattle Decapitation - Manufactured Extinct
George Kollias - Treasures Of Nemesis
Slayer - Repentless
Black Fast - To Propagate The Void
Bonehunter - Devil Metal Punks
Glowsun - Behind The Moon
Refused - Destroy The Man
Trials - Disgraced And Erased
Thy Art Is Murder - Lightbearer
Turbowolf - Pale Horse
Haste The Day - Shadow
Beyond Fallen - Merchant Of Souls
- June 24, 2016 - Joe's Birthday
- June 10, 2016 - Nathan Returns for More Sit Ups!
- September 18, 2015 - Jumping off the Barn Happy Fun Time Show!
- September 11, 2015 - Nathan Abuse
- September 4, 2015 - Nathan Returns
- June 19, 2015 - Joe's Birthday Massacre
- June 13, 2015 - Nathan's Debut on The Onslaught
- June 22, 2013 - Joe's Birthday
- March 16, 2013 - Arydaea's Surprise Party
- January 19, 2013 - Randy's Birthday / Tribute to the Past