March 16, 2013 - Arydaea's Surprise Party
- Published in 2013
Iron Maiden - Killers
Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name
Gloryhammer - Angus McFife
Saxon - Walking The Steel
Anthrax - Big Eyes
Clutch - The Wolf Man Kindly Requests...
Cathedral - Tower Of Silence
Gamma Ray - Empire Of The Undead
Kvelertak - Trepan
Witchburner - Possession
Volbeat - Cape Of Our Hero
Ken Mode - The Terror Pulse
Adrenaline Mob - High Wire
Ghost B.C. - Year Zero
Intronaut - Milk Leg
Rotting Christ - In Yumen-Xibalba
Sanjuro Fields - Death's Umbrella
Moss - The Bleeding Years
Finntroll - Skogsdotter
In Vain - To The Core
Hope For The Dying - Reformation
Hope For The Dying - Iniquitous
Lordi - The Riff
Sanjuro Fields - Smoking Cold Cigarettes
Anthrax - Smokin'
Robot Lords Of Tokyo - Keepers Of The Night
Mama's Boys - Needle In The Groove
Sanjuro Fields - Driver Included
Mortillery - Evil Invaders
Serenity - The Art Of War
Legacy - Armored Forces
This Is Hell - The Enforcer
Head Of The Demon - Phantasmagoria
Cathedral - Vengeance Of The Blind Dead
Gamma Ray - Death Or Glory
Clutch - Cyborg Bette
Howl - Attrition
Carnivore Diprosopus - Colossal Destruction
Suffocation - Eminent Wrath
Hatriot - Globicidal
Tennessee Murder Club - Cyborg Deathbed
Thin Lizzy - Emerald
The Modern Age Slavery - Arise
Mothership - Win Or Lose
Soilwork - Leech
Krokus - Hallelujah Rock N' Roll
Toranaga - Sword Of Damocles
Avenger Of Blood - Aggressive Psychotic Behavior
Nick Hellfort - Fame Is Just A Whore
Robot Lords Of Tokyo - Chicken Little
Recap by The Metal Wulf
Very likely the craziest night we'll have on the show all year. Of course, I'm not going to swear to that, because we've still got nine and a half months of craziness to get through.
Anyhoo, we'd been preparing for this particular evening for a number of weeks, as we wanted to do something special for Arydaea Insanity (the little lady who does most of the video recording for both the Metallic Onslaught as well as The Last Exit For The Lost), in honor of her birthday. This is actually the second time we've gotten a large number of her friends to converge on the same night. Two years ago we had met in Ithaca for an edition of The Last Exit, with all of us from the Onslaught showing up, as well as members of Zadoc...And The Nightmare!, and many others as well. It went over pretty well, so Azkath arranged another one for this year, this time at the Onslaught.
So, if you tuned in, you know things were pretty much out of control right from the starting gate. My vote for surreal moment of the evening was when Shoebox (of Worm Quartet fame) suggested we all randomly read the closest thing within reach, simultaneously.
There is video of this occurring, and it's pretty damned funny. Stay tuned!
In addition to Shoebox, we also saw the return of JustJoe, who's always good for his own brand of insanity, and there was also an appearance put in by Sloth, who we'd last seen on The Last Exit on their End Of The World show.
We'd also seen Sloth back in June when we celebrated Joe's birthday, the high point of that evening being a round of soccer with a ball constructed of barbed wire...
Cortland's Sanjuro Fields had also dropped in for Arydaea's birthday. Truth is, we'd tried to get them in the studio about a month earlier, on the same night that some of us were to go see Doro Pesch.
You'll recall that the weather that night put a damper on a LOT of people's plans...
(Fucking weather...*grumble grumble*...Doro...*grumble*... )
Anyway, Sanjuro Fields are pretty killer if you've never heard them or seen them live. Good high energy band with some catchy tunes, leaning a bit toward the punk end of the spectrum. Worth a listen, without a doubt, and you can find them right here on good ol' Facebook!
So, I'm not even going to attempt to recount everything that happened Friday night, it would be pointless. A lot of stuff got lost in the madness, and everything is pretty much a blur. All I can say is between photos and video, you can expect to see loads of madness and things done with balloons that...well, I'm pretty sure balloons weren't meant to be used in such a way...
So, things should return to some semblance of "normalcy" on the next edition of the show, when we'll be getting a visit from some of our Roc City Roller Derby friends. Most of the ladies haven't been out to see us in quite some time, so this should be pretty entertaining!
- June 24, 2016 - Joe's Birthday
- June 26, 2015 - Joe's Birthday Present
- June 19, 2015 - Joe's Birthday Massacre
- June 22, 2013 - Joe's Birthday
- May 4, 2013 - No Pants Day!
- January 19, 2013 - Randy's Birthday / Tribute to the Past
- December 8, 2012 - Roller Girls, Birthdays and Ponies!
- December 10, 2011 - Russian Roulette Birthdays
- October 8, 2011 - Just Joe's Birthday
- June 18, 2011 - Joe's Birthday