September 4, 2015 - Nathan Returns

MOWe were visited once again by Nathan Bobbett, who shared some Brony-Con stories with us, probably the most amusing of which was how there was a noticeable lack of heavy metal music. This forced him to take breaks in his hotel room to get his fix of brutality. Nathan claimed, on this evening, to be approximately 134 pounds, but we weren't convinced. Azkath is pretty sure he's doing what some professional wrestlers do, exaggerating his weight to appear heavier than he really is...which is approximately 55 pounds soaking wet...give or take. He also got to finally meet Spanky, which is only fair as he was the one to...ummmm...father our centaur/unicorn...thing. Nathan was almost immediately scooped up by Spanky's horn, possibly getting his rectal cavity ruptured. Spanky tossed Nathan on his back before darting off for a run through the nearby woods. The sound of clopping hooves and agonzed screams filled the countryside.

I had some Jeffie sightings throughout the evening, usually when I stepped out among the trees to pee. Nobody else has seen him, and Azkath insists that there have been no signs of Jeffie being back among us. My argument to that, of course, is that if Jeffies' ghost is haunting me, there wouldn't be any physical evidence to be found. I was so afraid to urinate at one point that Azkath and Josh joined me, just for company's sake. Of course, they took that opportunity to taunt me, actually frightening me in the process...causing me to pee on myself. Never a fun time... I got so frightened that I actually ran deeper among the trees...and then lost track of things, waking up to find myself tied to a chair in the barn, where Azkath found me. And, now Azkath seems to think I did this to myself, and doesn't believe for a moment that Jeffie is actually haunting me, which is utterly ridiculous...but it's a bit hard to prove that I'm actually on the level. What can I say? Hopefully time will tell!

-Metal Wulf


IMG 8713Nile - Evil To Cast Out Evil
Swamp - Tormentor I
Fetid Zombie - Laid To Rot

Lynch Mob - Kingdom Of Slaves
Clutch - X-Ray Visions
Avatarium - Girl With The Raven Mask
Diemonds - Hell Is Full
Helen Money - Beautiful Friends

Christian Mistress - Stronger Than Blood
Amorphis - The Four Wise Ones
Marty Friedman - Jasmine Cyanide
Kadaver - Filthy Illusion
Motorhead - Shoot Out All Of Your Lights

My Dying Bride - To Shiver In Empty Halls
Once Human - Growing Colder
Hammercult - Rise Of The Hammer
Gutted Alive - Human Disassembly Line
Cattle Decapitation - The Prophets Of Loss

Black Fast - Haunted Vigil
Chemical Burn - UnCloned
Butcher Babies - Gravemaker
Dark Sermon - The Myth Of Sanity
Feed Her To The Sharks - Chasing Glory

Ahab - The Weedmen
The Black Dahlia Murder - The Advent
Pentagram - Sufferin'
Terror - Bad Signs
Xeper - Jesus Was A Capricorn

King Diamond - Charon
The Great Kat - Worship Me Or Die
Carnivore - Legion Of Doom
Blessed Death - 10,000 Days Of Bloodshed
Whiplash - Respect The Dead

Uncle Acid And The Deadbeats - Pusher Man
Quor - Watching You
Baroness - Chlorine & Wine
Revival - Out Of Step With The Times
Twitching Tongues - Disharmony

Blood Divisions - Top Of The Bill
Defeater - Spared In Hell
Kobra And The Lotus - Black Velvet
Gentlemans Pistols - The Searcher
Ghost - Majesty

Soilwork - Whirl Of Pain
The Sword - Tears Like Diamonds
The Devil Wears Prada - Alien
Wolfheart - Last Of All Winters
Ramming Speed - Don't Let This Stay Here

Sirens And Sailors - Personal Hell (Page 394)
Krisiun - Electric Funeral
Soulfly - Acosador Nocturno
Blistered - Into The Dying Light
All Hell - Graveyard Dust

Iron Maiden - The Red And The Black
Manilla Road - Falling