November 28, 2014 - Reverend Horace

IMG 20141125 214628Recap by The Metal Wulf aka Randy...

This was one of those nights where I just flat-out had no idea what was going on.
For one thing, I was bleeding like a stuck pig from a big gash directly in the middle of my forehead. Don't ask me WHY I was bleeding, because I have no earthly idea. 
I know one thing, though, I can't say I was overly thrilled when Jeffie decided to play a game of "My Crotch, Your Gash"...
And the guys may as well have been talking in a foreign language for all the sense they were making. I just don't get it, I honestly think some of them are losing their minds, especially Azkath.
I mean, first of all, he seemed to think that I had worked Black Friday at Ames, but that store has been closed for going on twenty years! And, honestly, I didn't work Black Friday at all. It was actually quite relaxing this year, as my brother and I didn't do our traditional trip to the mall of our choice to observe the insanity.
On top of that, Jeffie was using a taser on me...yeah, you read that right, a FREAKIN' TASER!!!! Apparently he was trying to shock me back to reality, because I had supposedly been claiming to be an evangelical minister by the name of Reverend Horace.
Reverend HORACE? They've gotta be busting my balls, right?
C'mon, I don't buy into that Hellfire and Brimstone b.s., never have! I mean, to each their own, but I've been pretty comfortable in my existence as a pagan-leaning agnostic over the past several years. 
And on top of all of that, they even said I'd referred to Gary (our resident stuffy) as a demon from Hell! C'mon, Gary may be cute as hell, but FROM Hell? I think not...
I don't know, it's starting to look like I may be the only sane person left on the show, as scary as that may sound to some!
But, hey, at least Joe has gone two weeks without thinking he's King Diamond! 


Megadeth - Good Mourning/Black Friday
Order Of The Dead - Sucking The Marrow
Ire Clad - Death In Disguise

Gutted Alive - Endless Amounts Of Corpses
Downfall Of Gaia - Whispers Of Aeon
Skalmold - Med jotnum
The Skull - Till The Sun Turns Black
Riot - Bring The Hammer Down

Blue Snaggletooth - Nameless Cults
Combat - Devastation
Evil Spirit - Let The Dragon Be My Guide
Rise Of The Northstar - Dressed All In Black
Canedy - Ride Free Or Die


Ragnarok Juletide - Here On The Hay
Sepultura - Devil In Disguise
Magnum - Born To Be King
Aversions Crown - Xenoforms
Thomas Giles - Mutilated World

Hanzel und Gretyl - Hexenkraft
Hellcannon - Lost Cause
Primordial - The Alchemist's Head
Krokodil - Reptilia Familiar
SSS - Stress Of Excess

These Are They - Gospel Of A Bullet
Mia Klose - Living For Love
Colosus - La apus
Black Crown Initiate - Withering Waves
A Breach Of Silence - Vultures

Exodus - My Last Nerve
I.N.C. - Organ Grinder
No Mercy - Controlled By Hatred
Obituary - Out Of Blood
Slipknot - Killpop

Obduktion - King Of Terrors
Vesania - Disillusion
Bloodbath - Famine Of God's Word
As Blood Runs Black - Insomniac
Cavalera Conspiracy - The Crucible

Psychostick - President Rhino
Machine Head - Ghosts Will Haunt My Bones
Unearth - From The Tombs Of Five Below
Sister Sin - Ruled By None
Carcass - Livestock Marketplace

Job For A Cowboy - The Synthetic Sea
Soen - Tabula Rasa
The Flight Of Sleipnir - The Casting
Repaid In Blood - She Used My Face As A Pregnancy Test
Kenn Nardi - Stabbing Sorrow

Q5 - Let Go
Sword - Stoned Again
Liv Kristine - Oblivious
Sienna Root - 7 Years

Gothic Slam - Skankin'