August 24, 2013 - Randy comes to a Decision

Published in 2013

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Playlist

Paradise Lost - Forging Sympathy
Babayaga - Haggard
Lord Dying - Descend Into External
Newsted - Soldierhead

Annihilator - Deadlock
Annihilator - Alison Hell
Annihilator - Word Salad
David "Rock" Feinstein - Here Comes The Night
Trouble - Hunters Of Doom

Activator - Bedside Manor
Fates Warning - Firefly
Horseback - Broken Orb
Onslaught - Children Of The Sand
Gretchen Menn - Scrap Metal

The Winery Dogs - Six Feet Deeper
Vista Chino - Sweet Remain
Nekrogoblikon - Nothing But Crickets
Tyr - Hel Hath No Fury
Fleshgod Apocalypse - Warpledge
Scythe - Nights Of Terror

Leaders - Walkers
Argus - Four Candles Burning
Born Of Osiris - The Origin
DevilDriver - Back Down To The Grave
Death Hawks - Blind Daughter Of Death
Primitive Man - Black Smoke

Duskmachine - Bloodshed
Soundgarden - Into The Void
Chimaira - Spineless
Watain - The Wild Hunt
Temple Of Thieves - Mr. Hixx
Doyle - Headhunter
Spirits Of The Dead - Wheels Of The World

Metal - Fighting For Metal
End Of Green - Final Resistance
Terrifier - Metal Of Death
Pathology - Empire
O'Brother - Disillusion

Emblazoned - Bound By Eternal Penance
Counterparts - Ghost
Norma Jean - Sword In Mouth, Fire Eyes
Dream Death - Them
We Butter The Bread With Butter - Pyroman & Astronaut
Leaders - Nightmares

Stryper - No More Hell To Pay
Rubicon Cross - Bleed With Me
Fit For An Autopsy - Still We Destroy
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Recap by The Metal Wulf

Don Weeks had once again joined us in the studio, fresh from his latest leg of the Yes tour. For those who may not remember, Don was a host of the show many years ago, before it was even the Metallic Onslaught, and is now a lighting technician. Always cool to have him on, as he's always got some fun stories to share.

We briefly discussed our trip to Ithaca to see The Rods perform at The Haunt. They hadn't played locally in quite some time, actually, so it was really cool to get down there and check them out once again.

And to add to the fun, we even paid a visit to The Last Exit For The Lost later in the evening, since we were in the area anyway. Bear in mind, this is only the second time in almost two and a half years that ALL of us made it down there. 'Tis a rare occurrence, to be sure. Anyhow, for those who missed out listening to the show that night, there's some video clips accessible through The Last Exit's website. You'll get to see BILL!!! receiving a birthday lapdance from Porno Joe (with me caught amidst the chaos...), and you'll get to hear me and JustJoe singing Happy Birthday...as Bill weeps.

It's pretty damned funny, to be honest...

Jeffie joined us again, much to our dismay. He was commenting on how much he misses his llamas. Now, for those who have no blooming idea of where the llamas came from...let's just say, back in the days when I was still PRETENDING to be a werewolf (you know, before Jeffie cloned my dead body and threw some wolf DNA into the mix, making me a REAL werewolf...), Jeffie had some llamas roaming the studio during a special interview segment. And I ate them...

And it wasn't just me, Arydaea Insanity was all over those fuzzy critters as well. It was a fucking BLOOD BATH. I mean, we were literally plastered in plasma. Kinda gross in retrospect, especially when you consider that I wasn't really a werewolf at that time...

But, yeah, he was missing his llamas, not that there was much we could do about it. Really didn't feel sorry for him...

The evening concluded with me dropping a huge bombshell. Truth is, this is quite likely going to have serious repercussions in the future, but I really feel I had no choice.

I mean, I thought long and hard about things over the past few months, and I've come to the conclusion that Jeffie is right. He saved me back on No Pants Day from being a Brony. My salvation came as a direct result of the beating and humiliation I suffered at the hands of Jeffie and JustJoe, and as a result, I have now accepted Jeffie as my personal Lord and Savior.

Yep, you read that right...

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