Well, this was our last installment of the Onslaught for 2011, and I'd have to say we went out in... Okay, I wanted to say "style", but I'm not so sure that's the appropriate word for it. Hold tight, we'll get back to this before too long...
Steve Papagiorgio was on hand for a visit, his first since August or September of 2010. It had been a long damned time. In fact, it was on his last visit that he threatened to sue me for not really being a werewolf. Seems I lost the trial in absentia, and I've been losing money from my pay each week since. That would explain a damned lot, to be honest.... If Papagiorgio's good for one thing, it's an amusing discussion about Star Wars. Can't remember specifically how this came up, I believe there was something mentioned about a Boba Fett coffee mug, and from there something was said about Boba Fett being the worst character from the orginal Star Wars series. Joe, our long-suffering host, took immense offense at this statement... To be honest, I can't really argue with Steve. I mean, Boba Fett wasn't even IN the first movie, and he needed Vader's help to capture Han Solo (in The Empire Strikes Back), and then turned around and ACCIDENTALLY fell into the mouth of the Sarlacc (Return Of The Jedi). I mean, c'mon already, how pathetic is that? From there the whole thing turned into a discussion about favorite Star Wars characters (Chewbacca, Darth Vader, and Han Solo, pretty much in that order, for me!), and also a suggestion from Joe that Star Wars wasn't...well...
Imagine my shock at discovering that a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, NONE OF THAT EVER HAPPENED!
And then they told me that Santa Claus wasn't real! HUH?
And the Easter Bunny? And the Tooth Fairy?
It seems that we can never really avoid fart humor. Case in point, Will farting into the mic at one point. Seriously, he backed his ass right up to the mic and let it rip. Fact is, it sounded like more of a shart than a fart.
Now, intentionally doing that will generally earn you a chop from Azkath, and this time was no exception. I believe Will is probably still sporting Azkath's handprint on his back somewhere....
Tim Binder is still in the area, and he dropped in for a bit during the last hour of the show. In true Tim style, we entered a discussion about romantic comedies... Okay, not my first and foremost choice for film discussions, but some of us did happen to name a couple of films that didn't 100% suck. Personally, I thought "Good Luck Chuck" was pretty damned hilarious... But, this is Tim we're talking about, so you can imagine some of the stuff he likes to watch. Now, somewhere during Tim's visit something was said about "Dude, Where's My Car" which I really didn't like when I saw it. Thought it sucked, to be perfectly honest. Azkath completely lost it on me, though, proceeding to beat me down, and to make things worse, he stuck one of the mics down my throat. Yeah, it was the mic that Will sharted on... Now, Josh found this particularly amusing, and I threatened to expose a little secret that he revealed in between talk breaks last week. Wasn't going to do it, but he left me little choice. I told everybody that Josh was a closet Hall & Oates fan! Yeah, that didn't sit well. Oh, we've discovered that although Josh drops like a Fainting Goat when he's tickled, he reacts quite differently when his nipples are twisted . Truth is, he laughs like Goofy. Kinda creepy, to be honest...
Dream Theater - Bridges In The Sky
Rush - Bastille Day
Nightwish - Scaretale
Grave Robber - Something Wicked This Way Comes
Primal Fear - unbreakable
Primal Fear - Strike
Riot - Metal Soldiers
Banshee - We want You
The Answer - Caught On The Riverbed
Circus Of Power - Mama Tequila
Metallica - Mercyful Fate
Combat - Under The Guise Of Terror
Burn Everything - Directed By David Lynch
Stemm - Face The Pain
Fleshburn - From The Inside
Hellcannon - Chainsaw Ripping Death
Overkill - Under One
Die Hard Till Death - Die Hard Till Death
Kreator - Fatal Energy
Sulaco - Make A Move
Lamb Of God - Ghost Walking
Brutal Truth - Celebratory Gunfire
Thousand Year War - No Gods, No Masters
Krisiun - The Extremist
Slammer - Hunt You Down
Mortal Sin - Psychology Of Death
Slayer - Mandatory Suicide
Lethargy - Among
Isole - Black Hours
Midnight Chaser - Swords For Hire
Iron Fire - Slaughter Of Souls
Vektor - Venus Project
Vektor - Dark Creations, Dark Creators
Mastodon - Creature Lives
Beehler - Destroy
Burn Everything - Ambulance Chaser
Warbringer - Future Ages Gone
Judas Priest - Starbreaker
Opeth - Famine
Arch/Matheos - Neurotically Wired
Lethargy - Humor Me
Combat - Blessings From The Death Saint
Yesterdays Saints - War Method
Svolk - Sweet Agony
- August 21, 2015 - Tim Binder Visits
- August 17, 2013 - Finger Lakes Lunachicks
- July 27, 2013 - Tim and White Lion
- July 20, 2013 - What's on Tim's iPod?
- June 1, 2013 - Phone and Powder for Randy
- March 2, 2013 - Azkath's Revenge...
- January 26, 2013 - Tim's Last Visit
- January 12, 2013 - A Quiet Night...
- December 15, 2012 - The Calm Before the Storm
- December 17, 2011 - Xmas Show