Recap by The Metal Wulf aka Randy...
I don't know about Rick, Josh, and Azkath, but my main concern on this night was Joe's mental state. And to be honest, the guys seemed to think that maybe we shouldn't really dwell on it too much. And maybe they're right.

When it's all said and done, he didn't seem to think he was King Diamond anymore, so I'm guessing that's a good thing!

To be honest, Azkath seemed more concerned about how things were going with me and my day job. It's weird, actually...I mean, Ames sure has changed. For some reason I'm now stuck in the produce department, and I don't even remember them putting in a produce department! Or even carrying actual groceries, for that matter!

Azkath seems to think that Ames closed long ago, though, and for some reason that's got me questioning my reality. In fact, I think I may be starting to suffer a bit of a breakdown...things really do seem a bit funny, and I can't quite put my finger on why...and I can't quite shake the feeling that maybe he's onto something.

Hmmmmmmm...

Kinda vague on some of the other occurrences of the evening, although there WAS a bit of a disturbing discussion that had to do with my hairy loofah...and it's probably for the best that I don't remember that full discussion...we'll just leave it at that!

Playlist

Broughton's Rules "Gothic"
Krokodil "Dead Man's Path"
Hanzel Und Gretyl "Burning Wheels of Satan"

Hellcannon "Wasteland Remains"
Ire Clad "Prey for Thee, God of War"
Mia Klose "Living for Love"
These are They "Steeple of Blood"
Manilla Road "Black Cauldron"

Primordial "The Seed of Tyrants"
SSS "Crushed by Drudgery"
Carcass "Intensive Battery Brooding"
Blue Snaggletooth "Transmutation"
Downfall of Gaia "Darkness Inflames These Saphire Eyes"

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Playlist

Trouble - The Greying Chill Of Autumn

Vista Chino - Carnation

Dr. Know - Slice Of Life

Doyle - Abominator

 

Tragedy - Dancing Queen

Zepparella - Dazed And Confused

Annihilator - One Falls, Two Rise

Primitive Man - Rags

 

Ministry - Punch In The Face

Gary Numan - Love Hurt Bleed

Red Fang - Blood Like Cream

Slutvomit - Morbid Priest (Of Hell)

Satyricon - Ageless Northern Spirit

 

Lord Dying - Dreams Of Mercy

Legion X - Black Metal

Fit For An Autopsy - Children Of The Corn Syrup

Conquest - Long Haired Country Boy

Kataklysm - Kill The Elite

The Mezmerist - Dead Ones Cry No More

 

Crossfaith - Hounds Of The Apocalypse

Gorguts - An Ocean Of Wisdom

DevilDriver - Gutted

Ashes of Ares - Punishment

Soulfly - Master Of Savagery

 

Leaders - Underdogs

Lilith Laying Down - Chosen Ones

Gemini Syndrome - Mourning Star

Kill The Precedent - Ghost Stories

Carcass - 316 L Grade Surgical Steel

A Band Of Orcs - Hall Of The Frozen Dead

 

Argus - Cast Out All Raging Spirits

Fleshgod Apocalypse - Warpledge

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Recap by The Metal Wulf

 

Not much to speak of on this particular evening. The most interesting thing, outside of the usual kick-ass music, was a little contest that Jeffie and Eric Rodriguez (Ire Clad bassist and frequent co-host on The Last Exit For The Lost). 

 

Yep, throughout the evening Jeffie and Eric went head to head in assorted competitions such as arm wrestling, breath holding, and massage. I'm sure there were others as well, but I certainly can't remember them at the moment.

 

Now, to the untrained eye it may have seemed like Eric came out on top each time, but to be perfectly honest, Jeffie actually one each and every challenge. Eric may have pushed Jeffie's arm all the way to the table, but that wasn't the real goal of the challenge. In fact, the winner was the person who hit the floor the hardest.

 

Jeffie definitely got that win!

 

And although Eric may have held his breath longer, the real objective was to turn as deep a shade of purple as possible and pass out first. 

 

Once again, the round went to Jeffie!

 

Can't remember the objective of the massage challenge, but I'm pretty sure the win went to the one who creeped the rest of us out the most.

 

Winner: Jeffie!

 

Outside of that, I honestly can't remember much worth mentioning. In all honesty, my mind has probably blocked it out...or maybe Azkath's tampering with my brain did more damage than we originally thought...

 

 

 

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Playlist

Twelve Foot Ninja - Silent Machine
Trouble - Sucker
Portnoy Sheenan Macalpine Sherinian - Shy Boy
Annihilator - W.T.Y.D. (Welcome To Your Death)

Tragedy - It's Raining Men
Kreator - Flag Of Hate/Tormentor
The Answer - Leave With Nothin'
Knights Of The New Temple - Slumber Of The Knight

A Band Of Orcs - Procreation (Of The Wicked)
A Band Of Orcs - When The Hills Run Red
Scythe - Leather Aggressor
Crossfaith - Deathwish
Nine Inch Nails - All Time Low

From These Ashes - Ignite It All
Anagnorisis - Abyss
Fleshgod Apocalypse - Towards The Sun
Wretched Pain - The Absence Of Reason
Gorguts - Enemies of Compasion

Chimaira - Outshined
Onslaught - Chaos Is King
Evocation - Terminal Spirit Disease
Carcass - Unfit For Human Consumption
Fueled By Fire - Obliteration
Exhumed - Not Yet Dead Enough

Leaders - Hell
Sworn In - Dead Soul
Watain - Black Flame March
Emblazoned - Extinction Of Creation
We Butter The Bread With Butter - Pyroman & Astronaut
End Of Green - Chasing Ghosts

Goo Goo Dolls - Don't Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat)
Viking - Do Or Die
Acherontas - Wines Of Blood And Pestilence
Sacred Reich - Independent
Vista Chino - Planets 1&2

Annihilator - Demon Code
Master - Raise Your Sword
Knights Of The New Temple - Dead In Dawn
Legion X - Black Metal
Moth - Dissolved

Tragedy - Total Eclipse Of The Heart
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Recap by Metal Wulf

 

No Jeffie this week, much to my disappointment. I was really looking forward to discussing my thoughts on spreading Jeffie-ism across the world. Guess that conversation will have to wait for another evening...

 

As it turns out, The Demon, Azkath, had left Jeffie at home to play a game of Move The Rocks. Really nothing more than a cheap ruse to get Jeffie to perform yard work.

Still, according to Azkath, Jeffie seemed to be having a lot of fun moving rocks, so I guess it's all for the better. As long as my lord and savior is happy!

 

Azkath took a few moments to play some John Denver on the show, which initially seemed very unusual, considering John wasn't exactly known for being metal. 

Still, imagine my surprise when I heard blast beats and death metal growls during "Rocky Mountain High". No, really, I swear! It was in there, all of it! It was truly some of the most brutal metal I've ever heard, all in a freakin' John Denver song! And Azkath even assured me it was a genuine recording from John's death metal days!

Who would've thought?

 

Azkath had also mentioned something he'd either watched our read involving salamanders. It seems that there was an experiment where a salamander's brain was extracted, chopped into multiple pieces, and put back into the creature's skull. As it turns out, amazingly enough, the salamander functioned normally, as if nothing had even happened to it.

Crazy stuff, huh?

From there Azkath explained that he'd like to experiment with my brain. To be perfectly honest, I really wasn't feeling it. Didn't care for the idea in the least, but of course, in the end, I let him tamper with my gray matter.

The results were a bit bizarre, I've gotta say. I mean, I felt pretty well after he'd put the brain back in, but there were a few slight complications. 

I mean, for the most part I seemed to be able to speak normally, but every now and again I'd mix up a word or two. A little strange, but I'm ferfectly pine right now, I assure you! 

Ferfectly PINE!

And there also seemed to be a slight amount of visual impairment, but this orange tinge to everything is actually kinda pretty once you get used to it.

The only problem I really have is this compulsion to sing John Denver songs. I mean, it's not as embarassing as it could be, considering I now know that John was a closet Metal God, but still...

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Playlist

Paradise Lost - Forging Sympathy
Babayaga - Haggard
Lord Dying - Descend Into External
Newsted - Soldierhead

Annihilator - Deadlock
Annihilator - Alison Hell
Annihilator - Word Salad
David "Rock" Feinstein - Here Comes The Night
Trouble - Hunters Of Doom

Activator - Bedside Manor
Fates Warning - Firefly
Horseback - Broken Orb
Onslaught - Children Of The Sand
Gretchen Menn - Scrap Metal

The Winery Dogs - Six Feet Deeper
Vista Chino - Sweet Remain
Nekrogoblikon - Nothing But Crickets
Tyr - Hel Hath No Fury
Fleshgod Apocalypse - Warpledge
Scythe - Nights Of Terror

Leaders - Walkers
Argus - Four Candles Burning
Born Of Osiris - The Origin
DevilDriver - Back Down To The Grave
Death Hawks - Blind Daughter Of Death
Primitive Man - Black Smoke

Duskmachine - Bloodshed
Soundgarden - Into The Void
Chimaira - Spineless
Watain - The Wild Hunt
Temple Of Thieves - Mr. Hixx
Doyle - Headhunter
Spirits Of The Dead - Wheels Of The World

Metal - Fighting For Metal
End Of Green - Final Resistance
Terrifier - Metal Of Death
Pathology - Empire
O'Brother - Disillusion

Emblazoned - Bound By Eternal Penance
Counterparts - Ghost
Norma Jean - Sword In Mouth, Fire Eyes
Dream Death - Them
We Butter The Bread With Butter - Pyroman & Astronaut
Leaders - Nightmares

Stryper - No More Hell To Pay
Rubicon Cross - Bleed With Me
Fit For An Autopsy - Still We Destroy
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Recap by The Metal Wulf

 

Don Weeks had once again joined us in the studio, fresh from his latest leg of the Yes tour. For those who may not remember, Don was a host of the show many years ago, before it was even the Metallic Onslaught, and is now a lighting technician. Always cool to have him on, as he's always got some fun stories to share.

 

We briefly discussed our trip to Ithaca to see The Rods perform at The Haunt. They hadn't played locally in quite some time, actually, so it was really cool to get down there and check them out once again. 

 

And to add to the fun, we even paid a visit to The Last Exit For The Lost later in the evening, since we were in the area anyway. Bear in mind, this is only the second time in almost two and a half years that ALL of us made it down there. 'Tis a rare occurrence, to be sure. Anyhow, for those who missed out listening to the show that night, there's some video clips accessible through The Last Exit's website. You'll get to see BILL!!! receiving a birthday lapdance from Porno Joe (with me caught amidst the chaos...), and you'll get to hear me and JustJoe singing Happy Birthday...as Bill weeps.

 

It's pretty damned funny, to be honest...

 

 

 

Jeffie joined us again, much to our dismay. He was commenting on how much he misses his llamas. Now, for those who have no blooming idea of where the llamas came from...let's just say, back in the days when I was still PRETENDING to be a werewolf (you know, before Jeffie cloned my dead body and threw some wolf DNA into the mix, making me a REAL werewolf...), Jeffie had some llamas roaming the studio during a special interview segment. And I ate them...

 

And it wasn't just me, Arydaea Insanity was all over those fuzzy critters as well. It was a fucking BLOOD BATH. I mean, we were literally plastered in plasma. Kinda gross in retrospect, especially when you consider that I wasn't really a werewolf at that time... 

 

But, yeah, he was missing his llamas, not that there was much we could do about it. Really didn't feel sorry for him...

 

The evening concluded with me dropping a huge bombshell. Truth is, this is quite likely going to have serious repercussions in the future, but I really feel I had no choice.

 

I mean, I thought long and hard about things over the past few months, and I've come to the conclusion that Jeffie is right. He saved me back on No Pants Day from being a Brony. My salvation came as a direct result of the beating and humiliation I suffered at the hands of Jeffie and JustJoe, and as a result, I have now accepted Jeffie as my personal Lord and Savior.

 

Yep, you read that right...

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