August 13, 2011 - Tim and Lance Return...

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;

Most of the MO gang, Jeffie, Rick, Randy, were off attending the The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, so only Joe and Josh were present. As was Stacy, Tim, and Lance. Jani Lane, the lead singer of the band Warrant, had just passed away. Lance and Tim wanted a whole set of Warrant music, being the glam loving posers that they are, as am I, so I too would have been very for that, but Joe played "Uncle Tom's Cabin", saying that that was the only Warrant song that Rick would have allowed, had he been there. But Lance and Tim started working Warrant song titles into everything that they said, like "That's Heaven", or "You can't buy that with 32 scents", and "I just saw red", and "I love cherry pie", and so on, to Joe's and Josh's great annoyance. I think they worked their way through most of Warrant's catalog. Then, because a metal band has done an entire CD of metal covers of Swedish pop band's songs, from bands like Abba, Ace Of Bass, and Roxette, Lance and Tim started saying lyrics to Ace Of Bass and Roxette songs, and comparing the two bands, again, to Joe's and Josh's great disgust. How very un metal! Tim admitted to owning some Roxette. And Tim's manhood was already in great dispute that night, as he had said that he loves the show "Glee", even Lance, his best friend, deserted him on that one, threatening to make him walk, or hitch a ride (which, as Joe pointed out, is illegal, and we would certainly never encourage anyone to do anything illegal!) home, as Lance had driven them there. Yes, Tim's manhood was called into serious question...

Who Cares - Out Of My Mind
Saxon - Afterburner
2Cellos - Welcome To The Jungle
DC4 - Sociopath

Trivium - Slave New World
Pagan's Mind - Into The Aftermath
George Lynch - Flys On The Wall
Black Country Communion - The Outsider
Twisted Sister - Day Of The Rocker

Rival Sons - Pressure And Time
Megadeth - Wake Up Dead
Thin Lizzy - Bad Reputation
Eternity - Sleepwalk

White Wizzard - Blood On The Pyramids
Vader - Don't Rip The Beast's Heart Out
Stormwarrior - Fyre & Ice
Revocation - Beloved Horrifier
Swedish Hitz Goes Metal - All That She Wants

Deep Purple - Stormbringer
Powerwolf - Phantom Of The Funeral
Sepultura - Mask
Nader Sadek - Soulless
Jungle Rot - No Mercy (From The Merciless)

Dir En Grey - Amon
Skalmold - Valholl
Fates Warning - Prelude To Ruin
Icon In Me - Nuclear Drama
Eat The Gun - Give Sight To The Blind

Warrant - Uncle Tom's Cabin
Chimaira - Born In Blood
Guillotine - Death Penalty
Jorn - Spirit Black
KYNG - Trail In Veins

Warbringer - Living Weapon
Jasta - Enslaved, Dead Or Depraved
Psychostick - Numbers (I Can Only Count To Four)
The Quill - Waiting For The Sun
I.N.C. - God Loves Violence
Demonical - March For Victory
Gentlemans Pistols - Midnight Crawler

No Redemption - No Return
Anthrax - The Devil You Know
Swedish Hitz Goes Metal - The Sign
Slot - Kill Me Baby One More Time
Fair To Midland - Rikki Tikki Tavi
Fleshgod Apocalypse - The Egoism
Burn Everything - Directed By David Lynch

Altars - Advocate
Ringworm - Hellbound
Bury Your Dead - Bluebeard
White Arms Of Athena - Recreationed
Weedeater - Jason...The Dragon
Hands - Here I Am

Affiance - Call To The Warrior