February 27, 2015 - It's Cold and Dark...

IMAG0085Have I mentioned that this winter has really sucked? I mean, not only has it brought with it a larger than average snow fall, and absolutely BRUTAL low temperatures, but ...it also brought Jeffie back to the show. As a matter of fact, it was so cold that Jeffie thought we were on the ice planet, Hoth, and that we could expect the arrival of the AT-AT Walkers any time...and he also figured they may have to gut me like a Taun-Taun and crawl inside my corpse to stay warm...
We were also dealing with a power outage on this evening, but I honestly don't know whether to blame the weather...or Jeffie's return. Either way, it was a pain in the ass, and if it weren't for a well-charged laptop and a good USB mic, this show may have been drastically different.
But, we pulled it off, and that's all that matters!
So, as some of you may remember, I'd been singing every time I talked, for some bizarre frickin' reason. I don't know why weird things happen to me, to be honest. They never used to, but then I hooked up with this crew...
Anyway, as the night went on I was able to stop singing, which was a relief. What wasn't a relief was that most of the night was a blur. I guess at one point I must have been feeling pretty warm, because I ended up taking off every stitch of clothing I was wearing. Which proved quite a shock, considering the temperature in our little room had dropped substantially due to the power outage. Yes, there was shrinkage...which I attempted to keep under control using Josh's scarf...
And that wasn't the only problem. I was also afraid of the dark, which is just bizarre considering my love of all things scary and horrific. But, yeah, having no power and sitting in that dark room was creepy as hell!
And, believe it or not, it got even colder in there! Honestly, I swear I was on the verge of going from mere shrinkage straight to a full-on gender change! Seriously, my boys went from walnuts to raisins in under five seconds! But, then...things warmed up again! Honestly, at one point I could almost feel a gentle tropical breeze...and I suddenly had a craving for Pina Coladas...
And then things got weird again, when I looked around to see that all the guys looked like aliens, ala They Live. The last thing I remember is completely freaking out when one of them mentioned "anal probes"...I'm guessing the soreness in my posterior is somehow related.
Winter...it's a real pain in the ass...  - The Metal Wulf

Chugger - Human Plague
Saboter - Nasty Warriors
Rellik - Black Lung Smoke

Antagoniste - The Nihilist
Tome Of The Unreplenished - A Monument In Time
Human Slaughter - Doomsday Is Coming
Hillbilly Revenge - Zombie Town Mosh
All That Remains - Tru-Kvlt-Metal

Crypt Jaintor - Weed Slut
Evil Invaders - Venom
Drakkar - Under The Banners Of War
Karen Crisis' Gospel Of The Witches - Ancient Ways
Torche - Barrier Hammer

Saxon - Power And Glory
Ashes In Vein - Fight
Infernus - Pagan Warfront
Invincible Force - Scraps Of The Dead
The Agonist - A Necessary Evil

The Midnight Ghost Train - Straight To the North
36 Crazyfists - Silencer
Black Star Riders - Bullet Blues
Dr. Living Dead - Wake Up...Join The Dead!
Abhor - Mass Effect

Overkill - Electro-Violence
Death Angel - Seemingly Endless Time
Doomwatch - Monstrosity
Dr. Know - God Told Me To
Coven - McDonaldland Massacre

Lord Dying - An Open Sore
Yesterday's Saints - Sands Of Nod
Napalm Death - How The Years Condemn
Thulcandra - The Second Fall
Hate - The Reaping

Taake - Stank
Venom - Evil Law
Marilyn Manson - Odds Of Even
Level 10 - Last Man On Earth
Byzantine - A Curious Lot

Zepparella - We're Gonna Groove
Upon Wings - You Are My Weapon
Pound Of Flesh - One Time Offer
Order Of The Dead - Sucking The Marrow
Gutted Alive - Endless Amounts Of Corpses

Salems Lott - S.S. (Sonic Shock)
Inhumatus - Systematic Indoctrination
Psycroptic - Setting The Skies Ablaze
Inculter - Diabolic Forest
Lago - Pox Of The Weary

The Answer - Whiplash
Finsterforst - Mann Gegen Mensch
Solanum - Welcome To Our Homemade Hell
Deadstar Assembly - Baptized by Fire
Tome of the Unreplenished - Take Me to the Stars

Azreal "They Live"
Thrash Bombz "Human Obliteration"