January 9, 2015 - Where It Tickles...

Recap by The Metal Wulf;

Azkath was the bearer of, well...uncertain...news on this particular evening. One of those half-full/half-empty things, I suppose you could say. 
Regular listeners may remember that I paid a visit to The Last Exit For The Lost late last year, back in September or so. They may also remember a little segment that saw me lying on my back (I was shirtless...) with three Twinkies resting on my stomach.
David Gee, one of the co-hosts of The Last Exit, splashed me (he was also shirtless...), pretty effectively flattening those Twinkies. A second splash assured that they were more or less inedible...as if there were any freakin' question...
Folks may ALSO remember that Sloth was visiting that night. And Sloth LOVES Twinkies...had been craving them for months upon months, and was continuously denied them after they were re-introduuced to store shelves across the world. Sloth carried on terribly over the demise of those Twinkies, attempting to lick the remains of those Twinkies that were ground into my torso.
All of this, of course, was recorded for posterity and can be viewed on YouTube.
Which brings me me back to the subject at hand. Those videos are starting to get some activity from certain circles. I believe the term is "bear-lovers", if ya know what I mean. And, let's face it, I'm kind of a bear...and Dave...well, Dave's more like a Gummy Bear, I suppose.
Dave is also used to this kind of attention, where I am not. Which is okay, I guess, as I suppose I should be flattered. After all, it's nice for one's efforts to be appreciated and recognized and such.
Just...not my cup of tea, really. Like I said...half-full/half-empty...
There was a brief discussion regarding a band called Nunslaughter...or...wait...was it...Nun's Laughter?
I suppose the only other pertinent event of the evening came when it was revealed that I was still writhing in flaming agony every time I tried to sing. Somebody actually suggested that this is a fitting punishment, because apparently that is EXACTLY how my singing affects people.Fucking critics...
Anyhoo, Azkath decided some tweaking of my brain was in order, so he took a moment or two to fiddle around in my head again.Now, when I try to sing, I giggle until I almost pee myself. Jury's still out as to whether this can be considered trading up, to be perfectly honest. I mean, it's not so much THAT it tickles...
...it's WHERE it tickles... 


Bullet - Run With The Hunted
Heaving Earth - Worms Of Rusted Congregation
Marilyn Manson - Third Day Of A Seven Day Binge

Corners Of Sanctuary - A Fist Full Of Vengeance
One Way Mirror - Neglected Skies
Ravenscroft - Cult Of The Damned
Goat Semen - Warfare Noise
Crackhouse - March Of The Crackhead

Mercyful Fate - Desecration Of Souls
Possessed - March To Die
Abattoir - Vicious Attack (Maniac)
S.O.D. - Kill Yourself
Nuclear Assault - Stranded In Hell

Exodus - Salt The Wound
Bloodbath - Famine Of God's Word
Machine Head - Ghosts Will Haunt My Bones
Psychostick - The Power Of Metal Compels You
Unearth - Never Cease

AC/DC - Baptism By Fire
Krokodil - Sleep Well, Medusa
Caligula's Horse - Old Cracks In New Earth
At The Gates - The Head Of The Hydra
Emigrate - Faust
Lanfear "Spectrophobia"

Order Of The Dead - 322
Gutted Alive - Infecting The Masses
Malformed - Verminous Prison
Undead Messengers - Venom
Fox 45 - Avenge

Crypt Sermon - Heavy Riders
Earthen Grave - Stargazer (Live)
Lich King - Hot For Teacher
Shredhead - The Lie
Whyzdom - Waking Up The Titans

Nunslaughter - All Of The Dead
Phantasmal - The Reaper's Forge
Voices Of The Dead - Cognitive Dissonance
Entheogen - Europa
Jorn Lande & Trond Holter - True Love Through Blood

NilExistence - The Quietus
Pat Travers Band - Black Betty (Live)
Abhor - Re-Evolution
Napalm Death - Timeless Flogging
Marduk - Thousand-Fold Death

Satan's Host - See You In Hell
Creation's End - This Heart
Black Star Riders - The Killer Instinct
Melechesh - Multiple Truths
Lynch Mob - Burnin' Sky

Mia Klose - London's A Heartbreaker
Obduktion - Platonic Disease (Obituary cover)
Drum Wars Live - We Rock
Ouijabeard - Curse Of The Stones

U.D.O. - Untouchable
Hanzel und Gretyl - Burning Witches For Satan

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