We'd reminded Jeffie of his sudden departure the week before, after playing two tracks from Deez Nuts. Sadly, the mere mention of that incident prompted a sudden round of "My Crotch, Your Face", resulting in the teabagging of my ear by Jeffie. Ewwwwwww...
Joe discussed his difficulties in being able to escape the grasp that the plague has had on him in recent months. Apparently once that crud settles in, it's a pain in the ass to get rid of. Jeffie felt that he had just what Joe needed in the form of a high protein infusion. In fact, he presented Joe with what he called a "fapaccino". Note I did not say FRAP-accino... He did, indeed, specify FAP-accino... Guess we all know where the protein was coming from, huh? Jeffie's insistence that it was cherry-flavored AND made with love (yep...I'm sure it was...) didn't really do much to encourage Joe to try drinking it. Jeffie, however, did take a drink of it after adding a bit of bleach to it for flavor. Which, hey, that's fine if he's into that kinda thing... sadly, I am not, but I couldn't seem to convey that sentiment fast enough to prevent him from forcing some of it down my throat. It's a small miracle that I didn't actually puke... actually, it was more like a curse, because to be honest, I WANTED to puke...
It was only a matter of time before Joe's wrath was unleashed on Jeffie, this week in the form of a very large wrench. As a matter of fact, Jeffie ended up with some visible dents in his skull, although he didn't seem to feel a thing. As a matter of fact, a little bit of duct tape seemed to patch things up nicely. It was even suggested that some of the dents looked vaguely "punk", which seemed to please Jeffie. I even told him that I could use some nuts and bolts to make him look even MORE punk...
Things almost got terribly out of hand, though, when Joe broke out the Black Anvil Of Doom. It had actually been quite some time since we'd seen the anvil. In all seriousness, I can't remember when I last encountered it. I DO remember that there was a challenge for all of us to see how far we could lift it... and that I couldn't lift it past waist level... Joe seemed to have different memories, claiming that I'd actually gotten it over my head. Which is not even remotely true. Joe, however, HAS gotten that thing over his head, and how he did it without blowing his testes out completely... well, that is a complete mystery. Honestly, if you want to see something very impressive regarding the anvil... watch Necro Zombies From Beyond Space, where you'll see Ire Clad's Eric Rodriguez actually run while CARRYING it.
But, I digress...
Order Of The Dead - Sucking The Marrow
Inhumatus - Systematic Indoctrination
Ire Clad - Sinnerstone
Civil War - Back To Iwo Jima
House Of Lords - Stand And Deliver
Whitesnake - Mistreated
Exorcism - Black Star
Crystal Ball - Gods Of Rock
Gruesome - Hideous
Earth Crisis - New Ethic
Gutter Instinct - War Command
Last Great Nation - Rulers Of The Begotten
Satanic Ripper - Insane Satanic Screams
Sirenia - Earendel
Noisem - Graining Enamel
Witch Of The Waste - Lets Say You Have An Axe
Mississippi Bones - All's Well That Ends (Are We Having Fhatagn Yet)
Coal Chamber "Light in the Shadows"
Acrassicauda - Rise
Ichor - The Heretic King
Razor - Edge Of The Razor
Satyricon - Phoenix
Secrets Of The Sky - Angel In Vines
Sigh - Dwellers In Dream
Raven - Destroy All Monsters
Korpiklaani - Sahti
Annisokay - Fame
Viking - Blood Eagle
Clamfight - I Versus The Glacier
While She Sleeps - New World Torture
Unleashed - Welcome The Son Of Thor!
Valkyrie - Wintery Plains
Eschaton - Behold The Nexus
Lorna Shore - Grimoire
Agony Column - 4x4
The Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated
White Zombie - Feed The Gods
Vendetta - Go And Live...Stay And Die
Hallows Eve - Nobody Lives Forever
Kamelot - Citizen Zero
Anaka - Murder Of Crows
Station - Never Say Never
Sworn In - Lay With Me
Stone Sour - Love Gun
Red Moon Architect - Betrayed
Angra - Synchronicity II
4arm - Ignitor
Azavatar - Kaos
Negation - Visions Of Doom
Skinless - Flamethrower
Corpse Garden - Evoking a Dead Sun
Schammasch - No Light From The Fires