April 3, 2015 - Jeffie is Sick

Randy and a Monkey

So, this week saw our long-suffering host, Joe Wyatt, return to form as he had finally conquered his bout of the plague. Yep, Joe was healthy as a horse this week, back and ready to kick ass! Rick had also overcome his own bout, and I'm happy to say that, as of this writing, Josh and I have been able to avoid getting sick.
Jeffie, on the other hand, hadn't fared quite so well. As a matter of fact, it was a fresh Jeffie clone that joined us this week, as his prior incarnation had succumbed to the plague. Yes, you read that right, we had a Jeffie death and didn't even know it!
The newest Jeffie was still sick, and spent a good portion of the evening downing bottles of cough syrup, when he wasn't sneezing all over the place and dowsing us with snot. At one point he'd sneezed so hard that he claimed that some giblets fell out. Personally, I didn't see this happen, and I'm pretty damned glad for that.
Anyhow, as you can well imagine, Jeffie on cough syrup didn't pan out so well, as he spent the majority of the night hallucinating. And not only was he hallucinating, he was playing with hammers as well, even going so far as engaging Joe in a hammer fight.
Honestly, while all that was going on, I was thinking, "Hell, better them than me!"
But, Jeffie still felt the need to abuse me toward the end of the evening when he decided it might be a fun idea to mummify my head...with a VERY long roll of measuring tape. Silly jackass almost sliced my nose off with it, too. Not one of the more comfortable experiences I've encountered, quite frankly.
And to make matters worse, they're still talking about handing me over to the clan of Bigfeets, which is just weird, anyway. I mean, there are definitely packs of coyotes roaming about our new digs, but I refuse to believe for one moment that I'm going to end up getting passed around to a bunch of sasquatches for "sexy time", as Jeffie refers to it.
Honestly, I'll worry more about bumping into those coyotes...
- Randy MetalWulf

Nuclear Assault - The Plague
Prong - Banned In D.C.
Killer Bee - From Hell And Back

Whorion - When The Moon Bled
End - Atropos

Bio-Cancer - Tormenting The Innocent
Deez Nuts - Face This On My Own
Cult Of Endtime - The Colossus Fell
Byzantine - Justinian Code
Minsk - The Way Is Through

Hammer King - We Are The Hammer
Gift Giver - Hellhound
King Hitter - Drone Again
FatMoMac - Gearshifter
Mammoth Mammoth - Electric Sunshine

Royal Thunder - Forget You
Apophys - Humanity's Epilogue
Spite - Trapped In The Pentagram
Quor - Human Paradigm
Nightwish - Alpenglow

Zac Brown Band - Heavy Is The Head (With Chris Cornell)
Whitesnake - Burn
Whitesnake - Stormbringer
The Prodigy - Wall Of Death
Sorcerer - Prayers For A King

Alkaloid - From A Hadron Machinist
Dodheimsgard - Architect Of Darkness
Impellitteri - Venom
Ethan Brosh - Space Invaders
Ranger - Deadly Feast

Santa Cruz - 6(66) Feet Under
Segression - Scar Me Now
The Sanity Days - Firestorm
Theories - Hell In Her Eyes
We Are Harlot - Dancing On Nails

Razor - Taste The Floor
Running Wild - Soldiers Of Hell
Divinity Destroyed - Like A Prayer
Hurricane - I'm On To You
Hypocrisy - Evil Invaders

Carach Angren - There's No Place Like Home
Melechesh - The Pendulum Speaks
Abhor - Non Sequitur
Evil Invaders - Master Of Illusion
Torche - Minions

Inhumatus - Erasure