December 12, 2014 - Fun with Super Glue

Recap by The Metal Wulf;
On our most recent show, we discussed last Saturday nights' Metallic Onslaught Fest, which was a blast, with some awesome performances from some incredible local bands. Had a pretty good turnout, with some really good energy! Lookin' forward to working with the Montage crew again in the future!

Of course, the guys just couldn't let me get away without a good deal of ribbing regarding the prior week's wine-tasting debacle. Is it unusual to still be hungover after a week? I mean, really?  

I also somehow ended up getting super-glued to my chair as the night went on. Not only was I glued to the chair, but my feet were also glued to the floor. I'm not completely sure how this occurred, I must have dozed off for a bit, and of course if one of the other guys is actually responsible, they'll NEVER admit to it. In fact, Azkath took advantage of my compromised mobility by kicking me repeatedly in the...well, you know...all the while asking me why I wasn't blocking his kicks...

Of course, things got really bad when I dozed off again and awoke to find my hands glued to my head. Bit confusing, really, because I also think I realized that my hands really weren't glued to my head, and I should have just been able to remove my hands from my head. Crazy as it sounds, though, it wasn't that easy a task, and as the evening wore down...I ended up pulling my scalp directly off of my skull.

Have you ever actually FELT your own skull? Yeah, it's pretty friggin' creepy...

If that wasn't bad enough, to make matters worse, the guys left me that way as they departed the premises. With WHAM's "Last Christmas" closing out that particular show...I blocked the horrendous holiday music out the best as I could, knowing I'd have to somehow untie my boots, not an easy task as chunks of my head were stuck to the palms of my hand...and my fingers...Ya know those tales of animals who chew their own legs off to get out of traps? Well, I had to gnaw chunks of my own forehead from my fingers in order to untie my boots. And if that's not metal, I don't know what the fuck is...

Of course, in the meantime, I just handled the whole situation like I handled it the last time somebody glued me to a chair...almost a year ago, in fact. As some may recall, I simple went home and changed my skin. No biggie, easiest thing in the world. Frankly, I'm amazed that more people can't seem to do it. 



Pantera - Cowboys From Hell
Pantera - Mouth For War
Pantera - I'm Broken

Pantera - Becoming
Pantera - Drag The Waters
Fight - Christmas Ride
Obduktion - Demonic Methods
AC/DC - Dogs Of War

Atomicide - Megaton Desolation
Blind Guardian - Twilight Of The Gods
King Diamond - No Presents For Christmas
Emigrate - Rock City
Acid Age - Hyper Thrash

Ghoulgotha - Arteries Unblest
BML - Christmas Eve In Sarajevo
Witchrist - The Golden Ascent
Lonewolf - Force To Fight
Game Over - Iron Fist (Live)

Order Of The Dead - Sucking The Marrow
Venom - Black Xmas
Machine Head - Eyes Of The Dead
Job For A Cowboy - The Celestial Antidote
Hanzel und Gretyl - Pentagram Sky

Ire Clad - Feeds On Them
The Skull - Trapped Inside My Mind
The Acacia Strain - Nailgun
Shaman's Bane - Frosty
Psychostick - Bruce Campbell

Ramones - Merry Christmas
Canedy - My Life, My Way
Cretin - Honey And Venom
Misery Kills - Give Em Hell
Lord Dying - A Wound Outside Of Time

Austrian Death Machine - I'm Not A Pervert
The Misfits - You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch
Cancer Bats - Arsenic In The Year Of The Snake
Ram - Welcome To My Funeral
Portrait - Blessed To Be Cursed

Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Ronnie James Dio - God Rest Ye Merry Gentleman
Combat - Mind Melt
Obituary - Out For Blood
Disfiguring The Goddess - Home Of The Dollmaker

Bloodbath - Famine Of God's Word
Vesania - Halflight
Slipknot - Nomadic
Bob Rivers - I Am Santa Claus
Axehammer - Swing The Steel

A Breach Of Silence - Silhouette
Exodus - Blood In Blood Out
C.O.C. - The Vulture
Jimmy Fallon - Reading Rainbow
220 Volt - Heavy Christmas

Torche - Minions
Execration - Miasmal Sabbath
T.S.O. - Dreams Of Fireflies (On A Christmas Night)
Mikey Mason "Santa Goes Trick or Treating"

Wham "Last Christmas"