March 9, 2013 - Roller Girls
- Published in 2013
Playlist
Nick Hellfort - Lifeline
Lord - Digital Lies
Kaledon - Between The Hammer And The Anvil
Mortillery - Evil Invaders
Howl - Attrition
Wolfchant - Clan Of Cross
The New Black - Sharkpool
Dream Master - Leather Army
Mothership - Cosmic Rain
Rotting Christ - Iwa Voodoo
Stryper - Bleeding From The Inside Out
Gemini Syndrome - Left Of Me
Within The Ruins - Feeding Frenzy
Off With Their Heads - Shirts
Stigma - Days Of Old
Pantera - Cowboys From Hell
Kyuss - The Green Machine
Destruction - Cyanide
Hatchet - Welcome To The Plague
Orange Goblin - Round Up The Horses
Krokus - Hardrocking Man
Voivod - Warchaic
Trouble - Pray For The Dead
Hazy Hamlet - Field Of Crosses
Maelstrom - Arise
Mortillery - Angel Witch
Domination - Backstabber
Hateform - All Becomes Nothing
Lordi - Happy New Fear
Optical Faze - Ghost Planet
Pig Destroyer - Volume
Wormed - Techkinox Wormhole
In The Flood - Sufferer
Avenger Of Blood - Centuries Of Hell
Inter Arma - 'sblood
Soilwork - Realm Of The Wasted
Toranaga - Hammer To The Skull
Suffocation - Eminent Wrath
Devourment - March To Megiddo
Devourment - Today We Die, Tomorrow We Kill
Six Feet Under - Fragment
Lowkey - Seems Like Problems
Raped Ape - Return To Nothing
Mortillery - Madhouse
Darkthrone - Dead Early
Cancer Bats - War Pigs
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Recap by The Metal Wulf
Gotta say, Nile kicked ass. Will definitely have to check them out again sometime. In the interest of getting to the Onslaught, Rick and I had left after the first of their two sets, though.
We did get to hear a little bit of the Onslaught on the radio as we came back toward Geneva, which is usually fairly amusing, because you can generally hear the guys as they talk shit about you!
Yep, imagine my shock when I heard Joe say that he hates me...I was pretty bummed, but I didn't let it show. If anything, I was probably just as shocked to hear Azkath say that he actually likes me. I find that one kinda hard to swallow, especially in light of another pre-fabricated statement that he once again insists that I gave to him to read on my behalf.
So, here's the deal: This "statement" suggests that I'm going to come out on No Pants Day, displaying my Bronie-ism in a manner suitable for the occasion.
** What Azkath Read: I would like to provide a warning to all. This coming No Pants Day, I promise that I will not be any more pantless than I have in the past, but, and that is a big butt, I will finally admit to my bronyism, and let it flourish, it the most appropriate way possible for a No Pants Day celebration. You have been warned. I love you all. **
Yeah, that don't sound good at all. I mean, the whole Bronie thing is a pile o' crap anyway, I've pretty well established that. I can categorically say that there will be no Bronie-ing on No Pants Day. I'm just gonna throw on a pair of shorts and keep them on for the night. I'm letting someone else make an ass of themselves this year. Whatever happens, I WILL NOT be the one to blame! Mark my words!
And to make matters worse, Joe turned around and installed another chip in me. I swear, I've gotta stop dozing off on the show, because I'm gettin' a little tired of him tampering with my brain like that. I mean, this time he outfitted me with the "THX Chip"...
Yeah...THX...that wonderful sound sample you get to hear before certain movies. You know you've heard it...one of the most God-awful, annoying sounds in the world. I even spent a good portion of one of the final talk breaks imitating it. Wasn't hard, because every time music played, that's what I heard!
Azkath tried to help, but really didn't help at all. I guess he somehow felt he could beat the chip out of me somehow...but he just made matters worse. I mean, I can hear music, but it's always interspersed with that wretched THX sound...just terrible, really, really terrible...I guess that's what he gets for attempting to use electrocution to short out the chip. Not fun...seriously, I had smoke coming out of my ears for two days. Try explaining THAT at work...
With that being said, I've gotta say that this has without a doubt been the worst of the bunch. How I've maintained my sanity at work, or anywhere else for that matter, is completely beyond me...I just hope I can keep it together until the next installment, where I'm hoping Joe can take it out once and for all...