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March 20, 2015 - Cheese Grater for Randy

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Well, the highlights for this week were two interviews that Joe and I conducted last week when Carmine and Vinny Appice's DrumWars show rolled into Waterloo, NY. Not only did we get to sit down with Carmine and Vinny, we also got to talk for a bit with guitarist Ethan Brosh, a remarkable talent in his own right.
You can check both interviews out on my YouTube page (Randy MetalWulf), as well as some fun performance clips from that show.
 
Jeffie was once again back, doing what he does best...annoying the hell out of us...
Okay, he went above and beyond annoying on this night, to be perfectly honest. There had been a brief discussion in between talk breaks about ECW, 'cuz we're a bunch of wrestling geeks, and I'd said something about how brutal it was to see Tommy Dreamer get a cheese grater rubbed across his forehead by the Dudley Boyz. Joe brought this up in a roundabout manner by saying that I WANTED to have the same thing done to me, which is about as far from the truth as he's ever gotten.
Of course, Jeffie will believe anything that he hears, so it wasn't too much later that he came back into the studio with a cheese grater...a RUSTY cheese grater...and he proeeded to shred the bejesus out of my forehead. He'd also mentioned that he thought it may have been the same cheese grater that the Almighty Monkey had once used to circumcise himself, which really didn't make me feel better about the whole procedure. As a matter of fact, Jeffie went ahead and attempted to  circumcise ME with it...which was an exercise in futility, because that little matter had been tended to LONG ago. By the time he was done, BOTH of my heads looked like raw hamburger, and I was bleeding profusely.
To make matters worse, the damned cheese grater got stuck in my forehead at one point, and that jackass swung a cookie sheet at me to knock the freakin' thing loose. THAT little stunt peeled my scalp back like a banana, causing more bleeding, and more pain.
But wait, that wasn't all!
Jeffie then decided he needed to cleanse the wound with rubbing alcohol, and then patch my head up with duct tape.
Yeah...big help, there, jackass...
Good thing I've been cloned and can heal pretty fast now. Can you imagine the kind of scars that would actually leave?
Ewwwww...
 
I don't remember much about the rest of that final segment, aside from the fact that we were getting ready to play a track from an incredible death metal band called Alkaloid, which I'd jokingly referred to as Arkanoid, being the gaming geek that I am. Somehow Arkanoid got compared to Dig Dug, and that's where things get a bit hazy in my memory, because every time I hear the name Dig Dug, I want to start thumping bibles and preaching hellfire and brimstone sermons...
Honestly, I don't remember a damned thing above and beyond that... 
 - Randy MetalWulf
 
 
Playlist

Impellitteri - Jehova
Judas Priest - Desert Plains (Live)
Kiske/Somerville - Breaking Neptune

Ranger - Storm Of Power
Pallbearer - Fear And Fury
Santa Cruz - Let Them Burn
Seagrave - Harvest In June
Sorcerer - The Gates Of Hell

Ethan Brosh - Bottomless Pit
Ethan Brosh - Interview Segment
Ethan Brosh - When Picks Fly

SGM - She
The Sanity Days - Evil Beyond Belief
Segression - Killing Kingdom
Anthrax - Soror Irrumator
2Cellos - Thunderstruck

Moonspell - Extinct
Upon Wings - Take Away
Radioactive Vomit - Stench Of Treachery
Carach Angren - Two Flies Flew Into a Black Sugar Cobweb
Gideon - World Of Hurt

Barren Earth - Howl
Melechesh - Lost Tribes
Ovid's Withering - Exile
Randy Rhoads Tribute - SATO
Morgoth - Descent Into Hell

Drum Wars - Holy Diver
Carmine & Vinnie Appice - Interview Segment
Drum Wars - Stand Up And Shout

Psycroptic - A Soul Once Lost
Secret Of Boris - Retro
The Answer - Whiplash
Abhor (Rochester) - Re-Evolution
Evil Invaders - Siren

The Midnight Ghost Train - The Canfield
Torche - Loose Men
The Agonist - Danse Macabre
Europe - Hole In My Pocket
Ancient Rites - Frankenland

Korpiklanni - Lempo
Eden's Curse - Black Widow
Impalers - Ghost
Acid Witch - Soldiers Of The Night
Kylesa - Black Coffee (Black Flag Cover)

Chastain - Child Of Evermore
Metallica - Ride The Lightning
Acid Reign - Motherly Love
Angel Witch - Angel Witch
Probot - My Tortured Soul

Alkaloid - Cthulhu
Lords of the Trident - Manly Witness