September 1, 2012 - Jeffie has a big.......

Listen to the Show

Judas Priest - Devil's Child
Judas Priest - Bloodstone
Lynch Mob - World Of Change
Ektomorf - Black Flag
Tracer - The Bitch

Doro - Victory
Kiss - King Of the Nightime World
Down - Witchtripper
Black Sabbath - Anno Mundi

Elisium - AGV
Grave Digger - Death Angel And The Grave Digger
Hate Machine - Chainsaw Philosophy
SouthWicked - Graveyard Of Bones
Thy Will Be Done - In The Ways Of The Old

The Chariot - Cheek
Grave - Winds Of Chains
Encrust - Grime Maiden
Dead Cowboy's Sluts - Skull Crusher
Cryptopsy - Two-Pound Torch
Striker - Land Of The Lost

Widow Sunday - The Wave
Vore - The Claw Is The Law
Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell - iDeath
Svolk - Bearserk
Testament - Throne Of Thorns
Zonaria - Gunpoint Salvation

Razoryre - Nightblade
Deception Of A Ghost - Sons Of Sunlight
Castle - Corpse Candles
I Spit Ashes - Cracks In The Mirror
Red Tide Rising - Welcome To Zombietown

Loudness - Keep You Burning
Autumn's End - Gallows
Ex Deo - The Tiberius Cliff (Exile To Capri)
Dublin Death Patrol - Welcome To Hell
The Faceless - In Solitude

Dio - Like The Beat Of A Heart
Ektomorph - Private Hell
GypsyHawk - State Lines
A Hero A Fake - I Have A Knife
Dead Horse Trauma - Night Terrors
Tarja - Dark Star
Obey The Brave - It Starts Today

The Glory Stompers - King Of Emptiness
The Last Vegas - Evil Eyes
Letter To The Exiles - Open Graves
Your Memorial - Redirect
Gideon - Bad Blood
Fetus Stench - Severe Suffering

Nine Round - The Disease
Tracer - Too Much


Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;

There was a general sense of mirth in the air as we were all incredibly happy to hear of the demise of "Jersey Shore", easily the worst television program to ever taint our home screens. Sadly, I'm sure there will be at least a Snooki spin-off, probably called "Son Of Snooki" or "Spawn Of Snooki", or...

Awwww, fuck it all, who cares...

So, the most memorable moment of the evening was provided by Jeffie, who was claiming to be feedback.

Yeah, I just kind of ignored that, figured it was probably best not to dwell upon it...

Anyhoo, Jeffie had asked if any of us had heard of G.G. Allin, and I've gotta say, it's kinda funny how one relatively simple question can lead to one of the most inappropriate topics ever to be discussed on The Metallic Onslaught.

Those of you who are familiar with G.G. Allin and his body of work know precisely what I'm talking about.

Those of you who don't, well...maybe you shouldn't read any further. Seriously, there's disgusting, and then there's G.G. Allin.

Last chance to back out...

Okay, consider yourself warned.

G.G. Allin was a punk rock artist/performance artist who was known for his utterly vile stage antics as well as highly controversial song topics.

Think Politically WRONG as opposed to Politically Incorrect...

In a nutshell, G.G. wanted to make rock and roll "dangerous" again, and his way of trying to achieve this was by taking shits on stage, throwing it at the fans, covering his body in it, licking it up and spitting it into the crowd...

(I warned you...)

G.G. also claimed that he would someday kill himself onstage, and frequently hinted that he might take one...ummm..."lucky" with him.

But, that would not come to pass, because after his final show in the Big Apple he died of a heroin overdose.

So, yes, this is what Jeffie had encountered on YouTube (amazing that they even allow any of his clips on there...).

He gave us a full report, in fact, mentioning how G.G. got naked onstage, and how he had a small peepee, (Jeffie also assuring us all that his was way bigger. Didn't want to know that...)

And then we all got to hear about G.G. rubbing poop in his beard, and how it was funny that when G.G. threw the poop, some fans would run away in terror, and others would just stand there laughing.

Funny thing, I honestly think Jeffie found this all to be highly disturbing, which makes me think that maybe...just MAAAYBE...there could be a shred of hope for him...

Fuck, who am I kidding? Pfffft...

Speaking of disturbing, we got treated to some highly unwanted Jeffie contact, as he decided to expose himself.

Now, I had my eyes tightly closed for a good portion of this time, so all I can say I truly hope that he was only slapping a kielbasa on the table...and on our heads...and arms...I should probably just let it go from here...horrible memories...seriously...

Some awkwardness ensued when Jeffie mentioned seeing a dead hawk in his lawn. Funny, I just kinda blacked out for a bit every time he brought the subject up...and then the rest of the guys said that I went crazy again, this time reciting childrens' songs and nursery rhymes.

I guess I'll have to listen to the playback to see if there's any truth to to this foolishness...

So, on that note, 9 Round joins us in the studio on the next show, and we're all hopin' to talk them into playing one...JUST ONE!!!!...KISS song, as they're going to have a little acoustic jam for us. Keep your finger's crossed!