March 3, 2012 - Muscle Marcos from 2CW

Muscle Marcos, a wrestler for 2CW, that has visited the show before, returns and Jeffie asks him to train him...

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Listen to the Show;

Iron Mask - Genghis Khan
Mr. Big - Around The World
Black Sabbath - After All (The Dead)
Church Of Misery - Cities On Flame

Pilgrim - Quest
Lamb Of God - Straight For The Sun
Lamb Of God - Desolation
Savage Grace - Fight For Your Life

Epica - Storm The Sorrow
Astra - Barefoot In The Head
OSI - Wind Won't Howl
Sigh - Far Beneath The In-Between

Hammer Horde - Oathkeeper
Cannibal Corpse - Intestinal Crank
Suicidal Angels - Legacy Of Pain
Break Of Reality - The Day That Never Comes

Neothiest - Darkness Remains
Everytime I Die - Underwater Bimbos From Outer Space
Faith Or Fear - Bloodbath
Powergod - Kill With Power
Q5 - Pull The Trigger
Asphyx - The Flood

Xandria - Soulcrusher
Diabulus In Musica - Shadow Of The Throne
Dead By Wednesday - Peaches
Wykked Wytch - Abolish The Weak
Zombie Inc. - Bloodrain Overdose
Dismemberment - Perpetual Malice

Opera Diabolicus - The 13th Guest
Assassin - Assassin
Kreator - Pleasure To Kill
Doomsday Mourning - Culture Of Corruption
Avatar - Napalm

Orange Goblin - Save Me From Myself
Eluveitie - The Siege
Combat - Age Of Discord
Goatwhore - When Steel And Bone Meet
Mustasch - The Challenger
Corrosion Of Conformity - River Of Stone

Pallbearer - An Offering Of Grief

Recap by The Metal Wulf;
Squared Circle Wrestling (2CW) performer, Muscle Marcos, joined us in the studio for a good portion of the evening. Seems that Marcos is no stranger to The Metallic Onslaught, but it had been quite some time since he'd dropped by for a visit. He was more than happy to bring us all up to speed, though. As previously mentioned, there was a 2CW event held at Suzy's Tavern in Auburn last Saturday night, and I'm glad to say that Joe, Lance, and myself all made it out enjoy it. Marcos had a match with former (WWE-era) ECW wrestler, Colin Delaney. Happy to say they had themselves a pretty solid match, although I hardly recognized Delaney. He's come along a bit from that skinny, pimply, somewhat dorky guy that was getting annihilated from one week to the next on ECW. Also cool to see former WWE Superstar Carlito in a match, not to mention familiar faces like Dewey Murray and Superbeast (who we'd all seen perform with UWF in the past). All in all, it was a fun night, and I'm looking forward to a return engagement, possibly in a slightly more accomodating venue!

Much to our surprise, NeoTheist's Matt Greenwood dropped by just to hang out, which was cool as hell of him. Seriously, if prior guests want to hang with us, they're generally more than welcome, never been a problem! Let's see, what else transpired...?

There was a brief discussion regarding No Pants Day again. Hey, like I've said before, it's approaching that time, like it or not, with just a couple of months to go. Seriously, though, I'd mentioned some plans I have for that evening, which, understandably, made everybody a little nervous. Now, I know everybody involved (especially those who were present last year...) have no reason to trust me, but I honestly have a fun little idea that shouldn't be even the least bit truamatizing...well, maybe a liittle...I mean, it really depends on your level of tolerance...hmmmm...

Honestly, there is no way I can make it any worse than last year without getting us booted off the air, and that is NOT going to happen! Trust me when I say that I have a fun idea that may not even transpire! I assure everybody that, if I can pull this off, it won't be anywhere near as horrific as last year's escapades!

Jeffie had a very bad night. I mean, it got about as bad as it can get for a Jeffie unit, and that means that by the end of the night, he was dead...

Hey, the guy NEVER learns, as I've mentioned (see previous recaps and my "Full-Circle Learning Curve Theory..."). Between tickling Josh, bothering Raven for her Tazer, annoying Marcos, and throwing my fedora on the floor before kicking it around the studio, the guy really did have some punishment coming. And I'm pretty sure he was tanked on bleach again...

We all got in on the beatdown action throughout the evening, with me attempting to put his head through a door before putting him in a sleeper, and Marcos clobbering him with his Shake Weight (yes, the guy comes to the ring carrying a Shake Weight...hey, I've seen worse gimmicks!).

Ultimately it was Raven who took Jeffie out, with a pretty brutal kick to the head. So, yeah, in the closing moments of the show, another Jeffie had bitten the dust.

Not to worry, whether we want him or not, I'm sure Azkath will provide another Jeffie in the coming weeks, and we can look forward to perhaps taking that one out, as well!