January 25, 2019 - Jeffie and the Snowmen...
- Published in 2019
Thanks to my tendency to forget things, I didn’t arrive to the show prepared to take part in the proposed Randy Death Match. In turn, the room was overflowing with gratitude.
In the wake of a massive snowstorm that had recently passed through, Jeffie told us how he had attempted to make a snowman and bring it to life, ala Frosty. Not surprisingly, it didn’t work. He had even tried using a wide variety of hats, but to absolutely no avail. In frustration, he set the hats on fire, thereby melting the snowman.
The unfortunate side, more than anything, was that he’d done this on the front lawn of a school, and had stolen all the hats from school children. And then paused to wonder why the police and teachers got so angry...
Josh and Tim arrived, and Jeffie had suggested an activity that I can only think of as the Jumping Frenchmen Challenge. Apparently French lumberjacks are very ticklish, and if you startle them with a tickle, they’ll do whatever you tell them...? Don’t look at me, I’m just repeating the nonsense that Jeffie was spewing out.
In the “I Should Have Just Kept My Mouth Shut” department, I’d lamented that nobody had remembered my birthday the previous week. This resulted in a series of lap dances from Jeffie, Tim, and Eric, which further resulted in about a week’s worth of mental trauma.
Better to just age gracefully AND quietly...
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Playlist
Ektomorf - Tears Of Christ
Troll - The Witch
Tribulation - The Lament
Lord Of Pagathorn - Evil To Destroy Evil
Ghost - Mummy Dust (Live)
Stray From The Path - Only Death Is Real
Watain - Towards The Sanctuary
Tricounty Terror - Outlaw Texas Rose
Arkona - Shtorm
Avslut - Avslut
Avatar - Legend Of The King
Corpse Hoarder - Circle Of Eight
Bloodshot Dawn - Shackled
Apostle Of Solitude - Keeping The Lighthouse
Corrosion Of Conformity - Old Disaster
Pretty Boy Floyd - Run For Your Life
White Wizzard - Metamorphosis
Judas Priest - Lightning Strike
DramaScream - Sweet Revenge
Ovtlier - Broken Bones
Pollock - Wild Cry
Anabasis - The Chamber
The Alpha Fire - Rich Man
Asenblut - Asenblut
Bleeding Gods - Hera's Orchard
Empress - The Offering
Lechery - We're All Born Evil
Power From Hell - Freewheel Burning
Sex Dumpster - This Lonely Rope
The Crown - Iron Crown
In Shadows And Dust - Storm Of Revenge
Anialator - Thick Skinned
Pestilence - Non Physical Existent
Ignitor - Throw Them From The Cliff
Mike LePond's Silent Assassins - Avengers Of Eden
Atomwinter - Ancient Rites
Tankard - Empty Tankard
Smothered Bowels - Jellybean Lollipop
Dark Hound - Thrashgasm
Genocide Pact - Conquered And Disposed
Mammoth Grinder - Superior Firepower
Headcrusher - A Plague Upon Us
Candle - Frozen With Fear
L.A. Guns - Magdalaine
Black Sabbath - Headless Cross
Skid Row - Makin' A Mess (Live)
Nevermore - Next In Line
Nasty Savage - Hell Unleashed
Black Label Society - The Betrayal
Anvil - Warming Up
Philip H. Anselmo & The Illegals - Delinquent
Mammoth Grinder - Rotting Robes
Genocide Pact - Structural Dissolution