February 7, 2015 - Yesterday's Saints Interview

  • Published in 2015


Recap by The Metal Wulf;

So, once again, Azkath and Joe were going head to head over the whereabouts of the still-missing chair. I can understand Azkath's concern, because who the hell knows what kind of mayhem could come about if some poor Gurney resident finds it and accidentally finds out it's true nature?
Bad things, man...bad things...
We also featured a Skype interview with Matt Rice of Washington, D.C.-based Yesterday's Saints. We're all pretty impressed with this band and recommend them highly. Check 'em out!
Joe seemed to think he caught me actually picking boogers and eating them. Don't know where that came from, I certainly have no recollection of any such behavior, but man, he just couldn't let it go. I mean, yes, at one point of the evening, I DID have a bit of an annoying itch on the tip of my nose, and I was scratching it lightly, but there were certainly no picking and/or eating involved. 
Personally, I think Joe just spent way too much time hanging out with Jeffie in Florida. That experience will mess with anybody's perceptions...
We also discussed the appearance of what appeared to be another Josh at the recent Sons Of Sabbath show at Suzy's Tavern in Auburn, NY the previous Saturday night. In fact, this isn't the first time this has occurred. This is actually the THIRD occurrence of us finding another Josh! The last time around there was a referee at a local UWF (Ultimate Wrestling) event who looked just like him. Josh seems a little close-mouthed about this phenomenon, which makes me wonder if he's been tampering with forces beyond his understanding...as in whatever it is that Azkath uses to continue making clones of Jeffie and myself...
As a matter of fact, there's another matter that I should address here. Josh and Jeffie seem to have been bonding an awful lot lately, possibly developing into something of a "bro-mance", as it has come to be called in recent years. It's really confusing for the rest of us, because for the most part Jeffie just makes us want to pound our heads against the walls...or better yet, pound HIS head against the walls...
Of course, I have very little room to talk. Wasn't terribly long ago that I actually considered Jeffie one of my best friends as well, but a couple years ago he followed Joe to Florida (he does that a lot...) and went shark fishing without me! Still pisses me off, because I LOVE to fish, and don't get to do it nearly often enough, and I think shark fishing would be a pretty damned cool experience! But, no, Jeffie went without me, and I've been holding that grudge for a bit.
Funny how that whole debacle got twisted over the last couple years from shark fishing to shark FISTING...and then to SHART fisting...and eventually evolving into "shart fistishing"...
Anyhoo, all I can say is that Josh had better watch his back, because I think it's only going to be a matter of time before Jeffie abandons him, as well!


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